Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Child Birth at Sixty-Five


Just like the television shows, it's the season premiere of the "Smile Network with Sir Charles." The following is a reprint of an email that I received a few weeks ago. I hope you enjoy it.

Sir Charles 

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a sixty-five-year-old friend of mine, Janet, was recently able to give birth. I went to visit when she and the bundle of joy were discharged from the hospital.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked, entering her spacious and tastefully decorated home.
"Not yet." Janet continued, "I'll make us some coffee, and we can visit for a while." She ushered me into the well-lit yellow and exposed brick kitchen. 
After thirty-minutes of coffee and talking had passed, I asked, "May I see the new baby, now?"
"No, not yet," Janet replied, sipping her coffee and changing the subject.
Now, several minutes had elapsed with more coffee and conversation. I asked again, "May I see the baby, now?"
Once more my friend replied, "No, not yet."
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Why not? When can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" Janet exclaimed.
"When he cries?" I repeated in a state of confusion. "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"Because, I forget where I put him...Okay?!?"

Until next week, keep praising HIS name,
Sir Charles

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