Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Misprints in Church Bulletins (The Church Announcements - Part 2)

  1. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
  2. The 2012 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10 and 11.
  3. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
  4. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
  5. The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “ I Upped My Pledge—Up Yours.”
  6. Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
  7. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  8. Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study.
  9. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and request tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
  10. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy!"

Until next week, Keep praising HIS name!
Sir Charles

 (Reprinted from: klenger.net/humor/misprints.html;
stephengregory.blogspot.com; church-bulletin community.beliefnet.com)



All of my books and ebooks are available at http://www.iuniverse.com/ and http://www.xlibris.com/ - Charles Carroll Lee. They will also make for some nice summer readings. Just saying...)




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