Wednesday, June 20, 2012
You Are Insatiable
"I know you want to eat it," Natasha stated as she sat across from me.
"You always want me to eat it," I answered. "We do it too much. And I almost had an orgasm after I ate it the last time," after a brief pause.
"You think so?"
"Yes. "How many times do we do it in a week?"
"I dunno," answered Natasha.
Gazing at Natasha, I said, "We do it at least four to five times each week. That's unreal."
"We only live once. And, you go to the gym and run, swim, bike ride and lift weights every day," offered Natasha. She stirred her dark drink with her straw; lifted it from the glass and seductively licked the stirrer.
"Yeah. But, I don't want to keel over and die before my time," I offered while taking another sip of my drink. "Have you heard from Loretta?"
"Yes, she is still having some female problems," Natasha answered.
"She and her husband won't be able to do "it" for awhile. He's way older than she is and has some health problems as well. I hope they have some fond memories they can reflect on in the meantime."
I answered, "Me too. At least they will have their - (breaking out in song) Memries like the corners of my mind/Misty water colored memories/ Of the way we were. Now, I'm going to be humming Barbra Streisand's The Way We Were all day long."
Laughing at my statement, Natasha continued, "I want it - Now, Charles."
"Don't you ever quit? You are insatiable," I said.
"I know you ain't talking," replied Natasha as she cut me a sly look.
"At least I know when to call a time out. What do you think I'm made out of?" I inquired and not expecting an answer.
"Huh?" was Natasha's reply.
After some thought, I acquiesced, "Okay, let's do it one more time - and that's it for the week."
Unaware that Juanita Green was listening to my conversation with Natasha at a small table in Starbucks, I was taken aback when she interrupted.
"What are the two of you talking about?" asked Juanita.
I answered with a bite in my voice, "We are talking about eating those doughnuts in the display case. We eat them at least five times a week and that's too much."
"What did you think we were talking about?" Natasha asked her good friend, Juanita.
"Huh? Nothing," Juanita answered in a high-pitched voice.
I offered, "You thought we were talking about sex. Didn't you? Now, get your mind out of the gutter," as Natasha and Juanita joined me in a robust laugh.
Until next week....Keep praising HIS name!
All of my books and ebooks are available at http://www.iuniverse.com/ and http://www.xlibris.com/ - Charles Carroll Lee. They will also make for some nice summer readings. Just saying...)