Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I Tore It Up....Now, I Got To Buy A New One

Florena and I sat inside Sal's Restaurant waiting for our dinner order. She waited for the chicken philly hoagie as I wondered if they had decided to grow my house salad with grilled chicken. I became a little miffed at the extremely slow service considering we were the only two dine-in customers. Florena noticed the scowl on my face.

"You know, this is the first time that we had to wait for our order," she offered.
Sighing to cover my growling stomach, I answered, "I guess you're right. A first time for everything." I continued, "So, what's been going on," as I took a long drink of water. I had hoped that it would fill me up for a few more minutes.
"Nothing much. I've been on the phone chat line," said Florena.
"Again?" I replied, sarcastically.
"I don't use the phone chat line that much. Plus, it was ladies night the other day. So, I didn't have to pay to use it," Florena said as our dinner order finally arrived.
"Thank God! Finally!" I exclaimed. "I felt my blood sugar drop."
After laughing at my statement and blessing the food, Florena continued, "One of the dudes I was chatting with came over to the house."
"What?" I asked, taking a bite of the grilled chicken.
"You heard me. Well, I was horny. Anyway, he likes to be spanked."
"You spanked him?"
"Hell, yeah! I had him crying like a baby!"
Choking on my food and filling the empty restaurant with laughter, I finally said, "You're lying?"
"No, I'm  not. I reached inside my closet and pulled out my paddle and whip and tore that ass up! It felt good, too. I'm so stressed out at work, and spanking him was a good stress reliever," Florena said as a matter of fact.
With tears rolling down my face and feeling it ache from smiling, I asked, "Then what else happen?"
"Nothing. He quite 'enjoyed' being spanked - if you know what I mean. Did I tell you that he's a deacon at his church?" asked Florena as she took another bite of her hoagie.
"No," I whispered because my chest was aching from laughter. "You spanked a church deacon?" I finally uttered.
"Yep. And I can't wait to spank that ass again. I got three high level meetings next week, and I'll need to release some stress. So, I was still horny after he left. I reached in my nightstand and pulled out one of my vibrators and used it for a few seconds. Then, it stopped working. I got mad; changed the batteries; stuck it back in and it wouldn't come on. All I heard It was broke. I banged it on the nightstand and it still wouldn't work. I know I'm a big girl. But, dang! It broke, Charles! Now, I got to buy a new one. I was trying to save my money..."
Laughing like it would be my last laugh, Florena said, "It's not that funny."
"Yes it is!" I muttered between fits of laughter.
"I sincerely hope that you're not going to post this on your blog, Charles."
I thought, "This story may be too good to pass up." I then said, "If I do, don't reply to the blog because people may put two and two together and realize that it's you."

Until next week....keep praising HIS name!
Sir Charles

(All of my books and ebooks are available at and - Charles Carroll Lee. They will also make for some nice summer readings. Just saying...)

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